Realizations That I Didn't Know Some Things

First off, I know, I know - you're thinking "James, surely there isn't anything you don't know!" Normally I would agree, but I've been reading and thinking - I've learned a few things that were new to me.  I'll share a few of them.

• Driving 5 miles over the speed limit won't get you there a lot faster, and driving 5 miles under the speed limit may get you there a little slower, however, the difference in MPG is definitely worth the longer drive.  (I knew this, but I was shocked at some of the statistics)
• Carrots don't actually help you see better.
• Kale Chips make me gag a little.
• I enjoy making my lunch way too much.
• Eggs are delicious, but they are also a super fast laxative for me, just fyi.
• Sometimes it's better to give than receive, especially stomach viruses and colds and flus, etc.
• I am way too busy to play my Xbox One like I should. Just saying. It was expensive.
• Little boys from down the street that come over to play with my daughters are annoying and I will eventually smite them.
• Telling someone you will smite them doesn't have them same effect it did in ... the 15th century or so.
• I like telling someone that I shall smite them. Try it.
• I really enjoy updating my blog.

According to my traffic indicator, I have a lot of loyal readers who check back every week to see what nonsense I've posted.  I think you guys are awesome, and I thank you.  I think I'm going to stop this blog entry with that serious thank you, I don't want to keep going and screw up the mood. Oh crap.